Are you offended? The sequel

[Biker Chick]

There was a guy running on the treadmill at the gym this morning with a rigid kielbasa reshaping his running shorts. This happens about three mornings a week. It's disgusting. How should I confront this guy? Don't you guys wear anything under those running shorts?

[CancunCarol]

Maybe it's a case of Viagra gone wild,
Offended? No but that it would make Me laugh....Yes!
It has to be uncomfortable Running and what I imagine...Flopping! It's gotta hurt!

[Beowulf]

I hope nothing gets stuck IN the treadmill.. now that would be a sight for sore eyes...

Poor man's Viagra... a treadmill

No pun.. not at all

Why do you feel the need to confront him at all? Just look away. Similar to, if you don't like it, don't watch it, read it, listen to it, etc.

If he's waving it in your face, that's a different story, and I'm sure you can guess how I would tell you to react. If he's not, in my humble opinion, MYOB.

[megale3]

So whats the point of this thread? :lol: may be this guy could have a bad inner ear infection and need all the ballance he can get. HA
Meg

[Bike4ale]

Maybe he just had the INCLINE level set too high on the treadmill.

.......think about it.

[AC]

I find it difficult to believe that a man can become aroused from running on a treadmill for any period of time.

If this is true, we need to have this guy let us in on his visualization skills.

[Todd S]

If it lasts more than 4 hours, he should contact his doctor.

(Heard that on TV.)

[spinnerpom]

Maybe he was tired and he needed a third leg...

Maybe he was imagining running into a stiff wind...

Maybe he had a banana in his shorts...or maybe he was just glad to see you...

:D :D :D :D :D :D

[bluenoser]

I find it difficult to believe that a man can become aroused from running on a treadmill for any period of time.

If this is true, we need to have this guy let us in on his visualization skills.

Ahhhh, but just maybe he caught sight of . . . *drum roll* please . . . some woman's nipples pokin' out of a thin sweaty shirt (or however it was worded in the "other" thread).

[AC]

Then again, I never really look at what the people are watching on the televisions while they are the treadmills or if maybe, they are listening to Barry White or Teddy Pendergrass on their headset.

There are some pretty good looking anchors on CNN and CNBC. And if Katy Couric wears the right outfit...I might get into the mood. Watching the same commercial as Todd...will I be ready if the moment is right?

[gonzosgirl01]

My husband has ridden a bike in this "condition" :shock: , and Katie Couric was nowhere in sight.

He DID tell me he can't run that way though.

Hmm...

--Mandi

[Innercycling.com]

Aaaaaauhhh aaaaauuhhhhh this post sucks like she talkin bout woodies aaauuuhh she said "rigid kielbasa" sthis post sucks .Lets talk about chicks yeah yeah hhehehhheehhee aaaaaggghhhhh this post is for wusssies.

Signed
Beavis and Buthead

ps. better not tell you to keep your "EYE" on the "BALL" ........ pun intended

[SPARKY]

Dearest Threads:

Was the guy named "Richard" or "Woody"??

It's easier to exercise in this state of condition on a treadmill than on a bike. Unless you have one of those Georgina Terry seats with the big hole in it on your bike. Now I know why some riders bring their own saddles to class,........... This possibly also explains why we turn down the lights so much,.... (they never taught us this stuff in certification class!)

Two thirds of my classes are female,... so thats probably why the other third are guys. I think I solved my own mystery here.

SPARKY
P.S. Is titanium "stiffer" than carbon fiber (I need to know just in case on of my riders is an android).

[like2bike]

Just for fun, you guys will get a kick outta this thread. Short, but sweet. Or should I say, "long" but sweet. You'll get my joke when you read the thread... :oops:

[Jennifer]

ooooooh, the mental imagery :D Meg, you made me snort in a most unladylike fashion.

Hey, if the guy can run in that condition, just imagine what he can...oh, nevermind :oops:

[AC]

Hey...I was funny 3 years ago!!

[capegirl]

ooooooh, the mental imagery :D Meg, you made me snort in a most unladylike fashion.

Hey, if the guy can run in that condition, just imagine what he can...oh, nevermind :oops:

ohhh my god!! tears running down my face....stop before I pee!!

[keifer]

ooooooh, the mental imagery :D Meg, you made me snort in a most unladylike fashion.

Hey, if the guy can run in that condition, just imagine what he can...oh, nevermind :oops:

Unless he's one of those who trains like mad, but when it comes to really doing it he falls flat ... I'm talking about running, sheesh you ladies is that all you think about!

[RaffCycles]

Maybe he's the type of guy that gets off on training hard!!

[Nican]

Hope he doesn't trip and fall on that treadmill!!! :shock: Ah, he'd probably bounce back up....

[megale3]

A kickstand when he gets off his imaginary bike. This thread reminds me off the moaner thread imagine the sites and sounds that gym would make.

[RaffCycles]

Hope he doesn't trip and fall on that treadmill!!! :shock: Ah, he'd probably bounce back up....

I bet his nickname is Pogo. :lol:

[Jennifer]

Maybe he's the type of guy that gets off on training hard!!

niiiiiiiiice one :D

[Britspin]

They come from nowhere. Your mind is far ,far away, not in the gutter or anywhere similar, and before you know it there it is.
I used to think it was a teenage thing...but ay my age , I guess not.
I haven't given anything away here have I guys?

[cfoam4me]

Maybe it's not real...!

[Cannondaleguy]

Missed place kick-stand?!

:oops: