The WORST songs you can think of for cycling

[Bike4ale]

Let's have some fun. What are some of the absolute WORST songs you could NEVER imagine for indoor cycling use. I'll start...


"Stoned" (Everybody Must Get....) - Bob Dylan
"Good Ole' Boys" (Dukes of Hazard Theme) - Waylon Jennings
"Every Sperm is Sacred" - Monty Python
"I Love You" - Barney & Friends


If you use any of these FINE selections, I AM SOOOO SORRY.........(for your class, that is!!!)

Get creative. Send me your best......ah, I mean WORST!!!

[Legspeed]

Led Zepplin - Stairway to Heaven
Paul Anka - Having My Baby
B.J. Thomas - These Colors Don't Run
Indigo Girls - Closer To Fine

[ulfm]

Anything with Britney Spears...

[murphs]

Honey - Bobby Goldsboro

[SPARKY]

Cycle Folks:

Ok,... some may disagree,... but THE WORST tune I have ever heard of is Morris Albert's "Feelings." It ranks right up there with Bobby Goldsboro's "Honey."

Play one of these songs and the room will empty out quickly.

Also honorable mention to "Pillow Talk" by Sylvia and Captain & Tenielle's "Muscrat Love." Jerry Reed's "Convoy" is really lame and so is Carl Douglas' "Kung Foo Fighting" song. These are really bad !!!

Maybe we put together an hour of the "worst of the worst" songs just for laughs. Can the ridership handle an hour of HORRIBLE tunes???

SPARKY

[raptor]

I've actually used (or tried to) John Denver tunes on some of my rides.

South Park's "After Third Grade" - not rideable. But "Kyle's Mom Is A Stupid Bitch" is a great fast seated flat tune.

Lynn

[Bike4ale]

Some of these, I'm not sure of the titles or artists.....THANK GOD!

60's - "Hey there......Georgie girl!" - ??


70's - "Lo---vin' you.....is easy cuz it's beautiful.....la-la-la-la-la...." - ??

"You Are So Beautiful" - Joe Cocker


80's - "Him....him...him....what'cha gonna do without him.....you're gonna have to do without him.....or do without me....me...me" - ??

90's - "I Touch Myself" - The Divinyls

Sorry to all those eating lunch right now. How's that gag reflex workin' for ya?

[AC]

"The most beautiful girl in the world" - Charlie Rich (I actually double over in pain from this one).

"Macarena" - I know this one has been gone a while but we need to stay vigilent.

"Who let the dogs out" - we can learn from recent mistakes also.

"Celebration" - Kool and the Gang - Because nothing says loving like a song from a wedding from the 80's.

"We are family" - Bar Mitzvah song from Hell

[spindawg]

Disco Duck - Rick Dees
To Sir With Love - Lulu

[murphs]

DOA - Bloodrock

[dc13]

Come on Eileen
I get by with a little help from my friends
american pie

[rindin' high]

How about,,,

Helen Reddy-You and Me Against the World
and more wonderful/nasty songs here!

http://www.popculturemadness.com/Music/WORST6.html

Have fun!

[andy jr]

There is a Swedish punk song

"The d.ck in the handlebar"

I thinkt that would be my last spinning song ever. I would be fired after that.

a jr

[SOFLGAL]

I'll go with any donna summer disco hit. YUCK! And any other disco song for that matter.

[Satori]

Missed One....Barry Manilow..Copacabana...Aaaaarrrrrgggghhhh..
Satori

[Bike4ale]

I was going to say "Mandi".

[AC]

There are the 2 Lady songs that are mostly suicidal in nature

Lady - Kenny Rogers
3 Times a Lady - I think it's the Commodores or Lionel Ritchie

[onetuffgrrl]

Grease Megamix.

[groove]

Dead or Alive - You spin me right round baby right round :twisted:

[murphs]

Islands In The Stream - Kenny Rogers and Dolly Parton

[gonzosgirl01]

I was going to say "Mandi".

That song is the reason I hated my name!!! :evil:

I think any song Britney ever wrote would definitely be on my banned list.

[spinnerpom]

Anything by Weird Al.

[spinnerpom]

Or Bob Seger.

I occasionally let students burn CDs for me, and that is my one rule. No Bob Seger. Which makes me rather the odd woman out, since he's a Detroit homie.

Hey, you try spending 5 years at Chevy's ad agency listening to "Like a Rock" 50 times a day. That'll cure ya.

[spinnerpom]

Oh, and some wise-guy thought including "Sara Smile" by Hall & Oates on a CD would be a nice touch.

If I had a dime...

[murphs]

There's one Bob Seger song I like and that's "Sunspot Baby." Makes a nice climb.

[FabulousAmber]

Well shit(ake) mushrooms. I was downloading oldies and 60's songs just last night and some of them are ones on your lists. I'm a young person teaching my elders and they like oldies music. I have no idea what was popular then. Obviously! :?

Back to downloading!

Amber

[Bike4ale]

"Hello It's Me" - Todd Rundgren
"We Gotta Get You A Woman" - Todd Rundgren
"Bang The Drum" - Todd Rundgren

(hey, I see a pattern here)

[FXjohn]

Frank Zappa-"Don't eat the yellow snow"
The Royal Guardsmen-"Snoopy Vs the Red Baron"
Rupert Holmes-"The pina colada song"
Crash Test Dummies-"MMM Mmm Mmm Mmmm"

[Bike4ale]

Hey FXJohn,

You're crackin' me up!!! :lol: :lol:

"Watch out where the huskies go...and don't you eat that yellow snow!"

You might as well add:

Catholic Girls - Frank Zappa
Crew Slut - Frank Zappa
Fembot in a Wet T-Shirt - Frank Zappa
Why Does it Hurt When I Pee? - Frank Zappa
Dynamo Hum - Frank Zappa
Montana - Frank Zappa
Bobby Brown - Frank Zappa
Broken Hearts are for Assholes - Frank Zappa
Camarillo Brillo - Frank Zappa
Harder Than Your Husband - Frank Zappa


I'm starting to uderstand why girls never stuck around our college parties. Too much Zappa & cigar smoke! :lol: :lol: What were we thinking?

[gonzosgirl01]

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