PDA

View Full Version : Another short Fairy Tale - Guy's Turn

lizardbiker
05-10-2007, 04:02 PM
An engineer was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to
him, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess." He bent
over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket.

The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back
into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week." The
engineer took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it, and returned
it to the pocket.

The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a
princess, I'll stay with you and do anything you want." Again the
engineer took the frog out, smiled at it, and put it back into his
pocket.

Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you that I'm
a beautiful princess, that I'll stay with you for a week, and that
I'll do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?" The engineer
said, "Look, I'm an engineer. I don't have time for a girlfriend;
but a talking frog, now that's cool."

:P
like2bike
05-10-2007, 04:13 PM
AH HA HAAAH HAA HAA!!!! GOOD ONE LIZ!!!! High five bro!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

PS Many of you already know I work all day long with engineers. This really strikes a cord with me!
megale3
05-10-2007, 04:14 PM
OOUCH! he he he he ummmm ha ha :lol:
Pink
05-10-2007, 04:38 PM
Touche! Good one, Liz.
melanieann
05-10-2007, 04:52 PM
Ok, I have to admit I would do the same thing.

C'mon...A TALKING FROG!? How cool is that.

Poor Meg, another kick in the shins. If it helps, I love nerds...er...I mean engineers. Kidding, kidding...
megale3
05-10-2007, 06:04 PM
I am a wide mouth frog!
Does anyone know that joke?
M
melanieann
05-10-2007, 06:20 PM
Do tell. :?
yvonne
05-10-2007, 06:31 PM
HA!

i love that one Lizard! i'm not embarrassed to say that i can totally relate being the geek-girl that i am!

y.
megale3
05-10-2007, 07:02 PM
Do tell. :?
An Engineer teaches a frog to "Jump" on command. Then he cuts off one leg, gives the command again, "Jump," and the frog does. Same after cutting off leg number two and three, though the third jump is a bit lop-sided. When the engineer cuts off the fourth leg, he says, "Jump!" but the frog just sits there. The engineer repeats the command with no response.
The Engineers's Conclusion: "When a frog loses all four legs, he becomes deaf."
lizardbiker
05-10-2007, 09:13 PM
Do tell. :?
An Engineer teaches a frog to "Jump" on command. Then he cuts off one leg, gives the command again, "Jump," and the frog does. Same after cutting off leg number two and three, though the third jump is a bit lop-sided. When the engineer cuts off the fourth leg, he says, "Jump!" but the frog just sits there. The engineer repeats the command with no response.
The Engineers's Conclusion: "When a frog loses all four legs, he becomes deaf."

True!! Done it myself!!
melanieann
05-11-2007, 09:22 AM
LMAO :lol:

Thanks, Meg. Too funny!
like2bike
05-11-2007, 10:01 AM
Good one Meggers! Lizard, you have DONE this??? :shock: :shock: :shock: