OK I got the first funny

[megale3]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k66epna2Sss
He he hhe he

[kszspin]

Oh no Mike, not you too?!?! Someone please stop the madness! http://www.flytyingforum.com/style_emoticons/default/wallbash.gif

[AC]

Letterman said, "Now that Paris is in jail, now we can really go after Osama".

[SpinBob]

The cop looks like Brian McGill, he played D. Day in animal house.

[like2bike]

I think I have "Mitch" in one of my classes.