Car Crash

[lizardbiker]

I rear ended a car a few days ago....... I tell you, It was a REALLY bad day! :(
The driver got out of the other car, and he was a DWARF!! :o
He looked up at me and said "I am NOT happy!" :mad:
So I said, "Well, which one are you then?" :confused:

(Badumpum)

[Pink]

I rear ended a car a few days ago....... I tell you, It was a REALLY bad day! :(
The driver got out of the other car, and he was a DWARF!! :o
He looked up at me and said "I am NOT happy!" :mad:
So I said, "Well, which one are you then?" :confused:

(Badumpum)


LOL! OK, here's one in the same vein but WARNING it's slightly off-color:

Micky, filing for divorce from Minnie, was stating his case to the judge. After reading Micky's complaint, the judge says,
"I'm sorry, the fact that Minnie is insane is not grounds for divorce."
Micky, frustruated, says,
"No, No that's not what I said. I didn't say she was insane, I said she was f**king Goofy."

[like2bike]

:mrgreen: You guys are killin' me here.:Puke:

[lizardbiker]

Yeah, we are feeling a little goofy today...

[cfoam4me]

Did you hear that Captain Hook died from jock itch? :p

[yvonne]

HA! those were great ...