Fairy Tale

[NJspin]

One day, long, long ago, there was this woman who surprisingly,
did not whine, nag or complain........


But this was a long time ago.....

and it was just ONE day.

The End

[SpinBob]

This is way funnier than those classes that Pink posted. :D

[Pink]

One day, long, long ago, there was this woman who surprisingly,
did not whine, nag or complain........


But this was a long time ago.....

and it was just ONE day.

The End



Well then how could you be so sure the creature was actually a woman? ;)

(sisters, don't take offense, I'm just throwing the boys a bone)

[SpinBob]

Good point Pink, I guess that takes us back to the age old debate about what qualities are actually definitive.

[cfoam4me]

One day, long, long ago, there was this woman who surprisingly,
did not whine, nag or complain........


But this was a long time ago.....

and it was just ONE day.

The End

...but then she was joined by man and discovered that whining, nagging and complaining was the only language he understood...;)

[RaffCycles]

Kind of reminds me of this one

A man found a bottle on the beach. He rubbed the bottle and magically a genie popped out and granted him three wishes. The man responded as follows.

I whish I never ran out of money.
I wish I could have a home in California and Hawaii.
I wish that a bridge be built from California to Hawaii because I'm afraid to fly.The genie thought for a monent and said, "I can grant you the first two wishes, but the third is an impossible feat for any genie to grant. The engineering and materials are so demanding that I can't grant you that wish. You'll have to make another wish."

The man thought for a while and then said "I wish I can understand what women want."

The genie then replied "Do you want that bridge with two lanes or four?"

[NJspin]

and another one..

A WISH.
A biker was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, "Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish".
The biker pulled over and said:
"Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want".

The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic, think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that would honor and glorify me".

The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally he said:
"Lord, I wish that I could understand my wife. I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing is wrong, and how I can make a woman truly happy?".

The Lord replied:
"You want two lanes or four on that bridge?".

[Pink]

and another one..

A WISH.
A biker was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, "Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish".
The biker pulled over and said:
"Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want".

The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic, think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that would honor and glorify me".

The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally he said:
"Lord, I wish that I could understand my wife. I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing is wrong, and how I can make a woman truly happy?".

The Lord replied:
"You want two lanes or four on that bridge?".

HA! It's that mystique that makes us so alluring....

That, and the ability to find the ____________________(fill in the blank).

[NJspin]

With a couple celebrating their 50th anniversary at the synagogues marriage marathon, the Rabbi asked Moishe to take a few minutes and share some insight into how he managed to live with the same woman all these years.

Moishe replied to the congregation, "Well, I treated her with respect, spent money on her, but mostly I took her travelling on special occasions."

The Rabbi inquired...... trips to where?

"For our 25th anniversary, I took her to Beijing, China."

The Rabbi then said,
"What a terrific example you are to all husbands Moishe. Please tell the audience what you're going to do for your wife on your
50th anniversary? "

Moishe replies:
"I'm going to go back and get her.*

OY!

[SpinBob]

ROFLMAO! an oldie, but a goody!