Welcome Santa!!!!!!!

[cfoam4me]

Hello there Santa, welcome to our playground! I think you'll find this crew has had a pretty good year! http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/17/17_1_12v.gif

[kszspin]

So what does this group want Santa to drop off for us?? 8)

[like2bike]

Hey Santa, welcome! Where DO you find the time to post, since you're supposed to be making toys and all that crap? Stop fartin' around and GET TO WORK.

[cfoam4me]

Hey Santa, welcome! Where DO you find the time to post, since you're supposed to be making toys and all that crap? Stop fartin' around and GET TO WORK.

Ummmm Lori, I think you mean "carp," yes?

[AC]

Santa...hold the lead from the toys this year...K?

[like2bike]

Ummmm Lori, I think you mean "carp," yes?

Carp! You're right!

[yvonne]

HOLY CARP! the big guy is here!

for the holidays, i'd like world peace, the end to global warming and nuclear proliferation, and oh .. if you have time ... i really, really would like a wii.

Thanks,
your friend
Yvonne.

[AC]

Dear Santa,

Fix the following please:
1. All the broken noisy Spinning bikes everywhere.
2. The economy
3. The Middle East
4. The trade imbalance with China
5. The environment
6. Cancer
7. Aids
8. Genocide in the world
9. Hunger
10. Poverty

If 2 thru 10 seem a little daunting...just fix the bikes or tell someone who can fix the bikes to fix them or bring nice new ones for every cycle room everywhere.

[Santa]

HOLY CARP! the big guy is here!

for the holidays, i'd like world peace, the end to global warming and nuclear proliferation, and oh .. if you have time ... i really, really would like a wii.

Thanks,
your friend
Yvonne.

Well, since you really really want the wii, let's go with that and call it day kid.

[Santa]

Dear Santa,

Fix the following please:
1. All the broken noisy Spinning bikes everywhere.
2. The economy
3. The Middle East
4. The trade imbalance with China
5. The environment
6. Cancer
7. Aids
8. Genocide in the world
9. Hunger
10. Poverty

If 2 thru 10 seem a little daunting...just fix the bikes or tell someone who can fix the bikes to fix them or bring nice new ones for every cycle room everywhere.

Holy carp I'm Santa, not the messiah kid. You been good this year?

[like2bike]

Geez, Santa. You're kinda rough around the edges lately. Job gettin' to ya?

[AC]

Well Santa...if you can't get it done, maybe I'll just email the Easter Bunny or the Tooth Fairy. WTF is a boy supposed to believe in anyway?

Get a wrench and some dri lube and get Donder and Blitzen and the punky elves into the room and fix all the friggen bikes!!

And peace on Earth?

[Santa]

Well Santa...if you can't get it done, maybe I'll just email the Easter Bunny or the Tooth Fairy. WTF is a boy supposed to believe in anyway?

Get a wrench and some dri lube and get Donder and Blitzen and the punky elves into the room and fix all the friggen bikes!!

And peace on Earth?

That's it kid, you're out of the loop. And by the way, it's DONNER. GOT IT PUNK?

[AC]

That's it kid, you're out of the loop. And by the way, it's DONNER. GOT IT PUNK?

Anti semite!!:wink:

[monical1]

Please, Santa, please fix my broken bones and the damaged nerves in my right arm so I can go back to work.:(