More Washington Post Laughs

[NJspin]

I can see a few from this site winning this one sometime:
Washington Post Contest - this is hilarious!

THESE ARE ENTRIES TO A WASHINGTON POST COMPETITION ASKING FOR A TWO-LINE
RHYME WITH THE MOST ROMANTIC FIRST LINE, BUT THE LEAST ROMANTIC SECOND LINE...

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you screwed up my life.

I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not.

Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss,
But I only slept with you because I was pissed.

I thought that I could love no other --
That is until I met your brother.

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the Roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.

I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don't take that paper bag off your face.

I love your smile, your face, and your eyes --
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?

What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.

[monical1]

:D:D Hysterical, Steve! Loved it.

[JohnNYC]

More coffee spewing material! Love it! :grin:

[jsejt]

Hilarious!

[Pink]

Like satin, your hair so black,
Oh! That it was on your head and not your back.

Steve, thanks for the belly laugh! But now I'll be thinking of these all day long...

[SpinBob]

Like satin, your hair so black,
Oh! That it was on your head and not your back.

Steve, thanks for the belly laugh! But now I'll be thinking of these all day long...
Oh, that it were on your head, instead of your back.

Hair in this case needs to be plural. Sorry Pink everyone needs an editor. I think you're very cleaver, though.

[Pink]

Oh, that it were on your head, instead of your back.

Hair in this case needs to be plural. Sorry Pink everyone needs an editor. I think you're very cleaver, though.


LOL, Bob, I kid you not...I am sitting here soak & wet because while in the shower, I was "refining" my poem...and didn't even bother to towel off before coming back to revise it. OMG, I need help.

[jsejt]

LOL, Bob, I kid you not...I am sitting here soak & wet because while in the shower, I was "refining" my poem...and didn't even bother to towel off before coming back to revise it. OMG, I need help.

Getting a visual here.......;)

[Pink]

Getting a visual here.......;)

Quick, close your eyes 'cuz it ain't pretty!