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Pink
12-14-2007, 10:49 PM
9 WORDS WOMEN USE
1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
5. Loud Sigh: This is actually not a word, but is a verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)
6. That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7. Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome.
8. Whatever: Is a women's way of saying **** YOU!
9. Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3.

SpinBob
12-14-2007, 11:00 PM
So, what are you trying to tell us Pink? :D

Pink
12-14-2007, 11:05 PM
So, what are you trying to tell us Pink? :D

Just trying to educate. But if you don't care..."whatever." ;):D

Larissa Kelly
12-14-2007, 11:13 PM
<loud sigh>

like2bike
12-15-2007, 09:43 AM
Whoah...I never thought about these responses in this way and these are RIGHT ON the BUTTON! I think DH knows most of these, but nonetheless, I will be sure to point him to this post so he can "brush up" on things! Thanks Pinky-do! :)

SpinBob
12-15-2007, 11:12 AM
Just trying to educate. But if you don't care..."whatever." ;):DHow sweet you are.;) As for educating, we guys know what those mean, but sometimes it's convenient to ignore someone who doesn't say exactly what they mean. :D

RaffCycles
12-15-2007, 01:01 PM
I was watching Comedy Central last night and Ralphie May was the comic. He did a bit on how women and men are different.

Here is my paraphrasing

Women need to remember that men hear everything you say. When you ask "Honey, will you take out the garbage." we hear it, we just don't act on it until comercial break, halftime or end of the game. When we ignore our woman, she get's pissed and asks again "Take out the trash now" at wich time the man shoots her "the look". Every woman interprets "the look" as "die now bitch" so what does the woman do? She really gets into it. "You don't love me anymore. You never do anything for me. My mother was right, I should have never married you you worthless bastard."

Now us men have to respond to this so we one-up our woman. "Now listen bitch, the garbage didn't stink or need to be taken out when we were watching your Halmark Hall of Fame movie before my sports center came on. So why now does it stink, you can't let me enjoy my 1 hour or TV time. Maybe your mother was right but not because she was thinking of you, she was protecting me."

The skit was hillarious.

yvonne
12-15-2007, 01:14 PM
I was watching Comedy Central last night and Ralphie May was the comic. He did a bit on how women and men are different.

Here is my paraphrasing

Women need to remember that men hear everything you say. When you ask "Honey, will you take out the garbage." we hear it, we just don't act on it until comercial break, halftime or end of the game. When we ignore our woman, she get's pissed and asks again "Take out the trash now" at wich time the man shoots her "the look". Every woman interprets "the look" as "die now bitch" so what does the woman do? She really gets into it. "You don't love me anymore. You never do anything for me. My mother was right, I should have never married you you worthless bastard."

Now us men have to respond to this so we one-up our woman. "Now listen bitch, the garbage didn't stink or need to be taken out when we were watching your Halmark Hall of Fame movie before my sports center came on. So why now does it stink, you can't let me enjoy my 1 hour or TV time. Maybe your mother was right but not because she was thinking of you, she was protecting me."

The skit was hillarious.

<loud sigh> Whatever

;)