ADDICTED ADDICTED! Addicted to Coffee

[megale3]

You know you are addicted to coffee if ...


You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.

You sleep with your eyes open.

You have to watch videos in fast-forward.

The only time you're standing still is during an earthquake.

You can take a picture of yourself from ten feet away without using the timer.

You've worn out your third pair of tennis shoes this week.

Your eyes stay open when you sneeze.

You chew on other people's fingernails.

The nurse needs a scientific calculator to take your pulse.

You're so jittery that people use your hands to blend their margaritas.

You can type sixty words per minute with your feet.

You can jump-start your car without cables.

You don't sweat, you percolate.

You walk twenty miles on your treadmill before you realize it's not
plugged in.

You forget to unwrap candy bars before eating them.

You've built a miniature city out of little plastic stirrers.

People get dizzy just watching you.

Instant coffee takes too long.

You channel surf faster without a remote.

You have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug.

You can outlast the Energizer bunny.

You short out motion detectors.

You don't even wait for the water to boil anymore.

Your nervous twitch registers on the Richter scale.

You help your dog chase its tail.

You soak your dentures in coffee overnight.

Your first-aid kit contains two pints of coffee with an I.V. hookup.

You ski uphill.

You get a speeding ticket even when you're parked.

You answer the door before people knock.

You haven't blinked since the last lunar eclipse.

[SpinBob]

You know you are addicted to coffee if ...


You chew on other people's fingernails.Ewww

or you type endless lists....:D

[megale3]

I was going to add that you have worn out three pads on your IDC this week.

[jsejt]

Does eating chocolate covered espesso beans count?

[megale3]

Does eating chocolate covered espesso beans count?
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[jsejt]

Ok, I'm addicted.

[rick316]

If I can be serious for a minute:I can think of much worse things to be addicted to.

Now back to normal...I Love Coffee:p:grin:8)

[megale3]

If I can be serious for a minute:I can think of much worse things to be addicted to.
No NO NO seriousness today Rick snap out of reality for a change would you?
:cool:
Mike

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;)

[megale3]

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;)
See you should of used NOPE instead of NO to take up alittle more band width :D
M

[rick316]

You know Yvonne's gonna slap us both for this,don't ya?It's all your fault!

[megale3]

You know Yvonne's gonna slap us both for this,don't ya?It's all your fault! She is going to give me a cookie :D
M

[BFSpin]

She is going to give me a cookie :D
M

As long as it's one of the dark chocolate covered espresso bean cookies I made for Christmas.

B

[yvonne]

I'm so addicted to coffee that my 4-y/o grandson thinks the mermaid on the Starbucks logo is ME!

but i'm so proud when he orders his own "no-whip not-too-hot kids-hot chocolate"

[JFK]

You people are pathetic! :rolleyes:












Do I sound jealous? The only reason I'm not right there with you is b/c I can't have coffee (allergic). Fortunately, though I miss my dopio like mad, there are other ways to get caffeine. :D

[megale3]

You people are pathetic! :rolleyes:

Like we did not know this:D


Do I sound jealous? The only reason I'm not right there with you is b/c I can't have coffee (allergic). Fortunately, though I miss my dopio like mad, there are other ways to get caffeine. :D
POP? Ginseng? Red Bull? ROCK STAR!!! what???? give me the lift here. JFK is not an acronym for Jumps For Koolaide!:D
Meg

[JFK]

POP? Ginseng? Red Bull? ROCK STAR!!! what???? give me the lift here. JFK is not an acronym for Jumps For Koolaide!:D
Meg

Well, there's the pedestrian: diet Coke. Then there's gum (which is an awesome delivery method if you think about it...) and yes, Monster, Rock Star, etc. etc.

I'm trying to get my hands on a bag of IV caffeine (used in hospitals for neonates and migraine therapy) since we have IV setups in the lab. That would be the ideal, you could titrate a dopio/hour or so and keep your levels nice and stable. :D:D:D

JFK = jonesing for kaffeine?

[like2bike]

I'm trying to get my hands on a bag of IV caffeine (used in hospitals for neonates and migraine therapy) since we have IV setups in the lab. That would be the ideal, you could titrate a dopio/hour or so and keep your levels nice and stable. :D:D:D

GEEEEEEEK! (and I mean that in the most loving way!) :p

[JFK]

GEEEEEEEK! (and I mean that in the most loving way!) :p

I know. :redface:

I have a giant "G" tattooed on my forehead (but it's visible only to the select few).:rolleyes:

[yvonne]

I know. :redface:

I have a giant "G" tattooed on my forehead (but it's visible only to the select few).:rolleyes:

all i can say, is "it takes one to know one"
<mirrored "G" on this side of the continent>

[SpinBob]

I know. :redface:

I have a giant "G" tattooed on my forehead (but it's visible only to the select few).:rolleyes:But it's a very elegant script "G" and the color compliments the highlights in your hair so well.

[JFK]

all i can say, is "it takes one to know one"
<mirrored "G" on this side of the continent>

Yes it does. That's what makes is so much fun. :D

But it's a very elegant script "G" and the color compliments the highlights in your hair so well.

So you're admitting you can see it? :wink:

[SpinBob]

Yes it does. That's what makes is so much fun. :D



So you're admitting you can see it? :wink:I suppose when you get your Ph.D. you can be Dr. Obvious :D

[Cheeze]

Were you guys sitting in one of those upholstered chairs in Starbucks when you typed all those "Yes" and all those "No".

I wore my Pete's Coffee shirt into Starbucks this morning and had them brew a large press in my Caribou travel mug.

How about fried cheese covered coffee beans on a stick??

Cheeze
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With tomorrow morning's coffee I toast Steve and Jenn back to good health!

[yvonne]

How about fried cheese covered coffee beans on a stick??

just the thought of that will keep me up for a week :D

[Julibird]

As long as it's one of the dark chocolate covered espresso bean cookies I made for Christmas.

B

Whoa there - not so fast missy. Cough up that recipe (please?) - that sounds outrageous!

You know you are a Coffee Achiever (remember that old '80s commercial with David Bowie for the coffee growers association - back before Starbucks was a chain?) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coffee_Achievers_%28ad_campaign%29 you churn these out of your kitchen instead of those funny brownies that used to show up from time to time in college.

Maybe post it in Recipes? Thank you! We should all have a bake-off and report back - not the Dorito kind, Megs:D

[JFK]

Threads like this are what happens when the weather gets crummy and we're not outside training as much. :rolleyes: